Sobering

Maturity means never saying, "I did it because I was drunk."

If you're over the age of 25 (that's a grace period of a few years after college) and you get so drunk you can't remember what you said, who you came on to, who you slept with, what you wrote in an email, what ethnic group you slurred, who you punched, what you stole or that you got behind the wheel of a car, then maybe you have some growing up to do. And, let's just say it, alcohol is like truth serum, so what you do say is most likely what you don't have the guts to say when you're sober. It doesn't mean you don't believe or feel it.

A little integrity and decorum is in order. Please.